*misplaces one finger on keyboard* *windows 8 opens up start menu, does a search, opens up microsoft word, automatically types “fuck you” 37 times, notifies the nsa, notifies obama, shuts off and self destructs*
Video Game Challenge: [2/7] video games - Beyond: Two Souls ↳ I was born with a strange gift, the ability to see what know human being has ever seen before. It’s all mixed up in my head. The images, the sound, the smell. I need to remember, put things in order right up to this moment. Remember who I am. If I had to say how it all began, I might just as well start here.
"Turn left. You monster." “Oh, you missed your turn. That’s alright. It’s not like I gave you an advanced warning or anything. Oh wait. I did. Three of them.” “Now I have to recalculate the entire route. Again. By myself.” “Congratulations. You’ve gotten us so lost even I don’t know where we are.” *slow clap*